Las Vegas (pt deux): The Grand Canyon

This has been an extremely delayed post; but since i'm back home in Aus now and have perfectly good wifi and a bit of time on my hands, here is a new post from my travels (albeit there are many more parts to go...i'll get there eventually).

I didn't have much of an idea of the Grand Canyon before going to Las Vegas. I mean, this was partly due to the fact that I erroneously believed that the Grand Canyon was part of Mount Rushmore (you know the place in Wisconsin where the faces of all the US Presidents are carved into rock?) But after travelling for a solid two hours in the desert, with cacti and barren land the only view from my bus window, the Grand Canyon simply blew my mind (like nothing that I have ever seen before in my very short lifespan). Pictures do not do the Canyon justice at all; and it was pretty amazing to see how good 'ol mother nature could create something so beautiful. You might be thinking, 'but you're basically staring at rocks.' That is true, my friend, but you have to see it with your own eyes to fully grasp how awesome it is. So even though I just said that photos don't do it justice, hopefully the brilliance of the Grand Canyon still translates.

I also went on the Skywalk, a new tourist attraction where glass basically juts out past the cliff edge, so that you can see the canyon below you. You also have to wear special slippers on your shoes to prevent any destruction to the glass floor (ooOOoo fancy). NGL, the glass floor absolutely terrified me (i'd rather be stuck in the desert with hyenas circling around me, than look down through that glass floor...well that's a lie but let's go with that). PS: embarrassing family photo on the Skywalk to come.

ridin' via an old horse + carriage (courtesy of the Hualapai tribe)

We also detoured via the Hooverdam, one of the 'largest hydroelectric projects in US history'. It was huge, and that is all.

Photos: Las Vegas

Las Vegas

I'm currently sitting in LAX waiting for my flight to San Francisco; and I thought 'hey, might as well mooch off the glorious free wifi available at the moment' (thank you Amurrica), so here is the first post of my travel diary. I've been in the US for about a week now, sweating it out in the 46-degree heat (celcius btw); but haven’t had the chance to post anything since I’ve been out from early morning to the next early morning. Nevertheless, this is a recap of my trip to Vegas.

Day 1

After travelling approximately 18 hours to Las Vegas/ ‘the adult Disneyland', I was pretty shellshocked to arrive straight out of the gate at the airport to see endless rows of slot machines (the USA ERRYONE...freedom is clearly alive and well). If the airport was any indication, I assumed the city would be pretty insane; and driving down the Strip, all I could think about was how Vegas was pretty much the tackiest place I’ve ever visited. I’ve never seen so many billboards offering bail and half price lawyers (I mean, i'm no lawyer yet myself, but this shit just seemed dodgy as heck), and signs for call girls/escorts/prostitutes/idk what else. Here are a couple of photos of the Bellagio, Caesars Palace, the Strip in general. The only word to describe the hotels/casinos on the Strip: extravagant.

*JUST KIDDING MY FLIGHT IS CANCELLED HA ha; but in all seriousness scary stuff that a plane crashed at San Fran :/ * 

Day 2

Went to see the show 'One: the Michael Jackson Experience' a Cirque du Soleil production. Overall it was a pretty good show. Majority of it just involved dancing to MJ songs; so it lacked in terms of the acrobatics which CdS is famous for. The highlight was hologram Michael dancing to Man in the Mirror. Did a tear form in my eye/everyone else’s eye during that song? Potentially.

Day 3

Went to the Venetian and got sucked into visiting a time-share thing for ‘2 hours’ in return for free tickets to Rock of Ages. Damn the sales/marketing people in America know how to sweet talk innocent tourists. Although the day was lost, it was worth sitting through a four-hour presentation for tickets. Rock of Ages was pretty much the funniest musical I have ever seen, and the music was pretty decent. Plus, the guys wearing fake mullets behind us were pretty LOLz.

All in all, Vegas is a hot mess. But a hot mess that eventually grew on me.  You can’t help but get into the Vegas spirit; and when I say that, I mean wasting a couple of $ on the Hangover slot game, whilst drinking a shitty cheap alcoholic slushy with Viva Las Vegas playing in the background.